A bullshit article may have renewed idiots’ interest in the dull magazine, but how well behaved are the people behind the print?
From the toilet window of the Alternative Department for Transport HQ we can see directly into the Auto Express magazine’s car park and entrance, and we witnessed more than 1,000 breaches of society rules during a two-hour morning voyeurism period.
Illegal antics included picking their nose while driving, parking at a slight angle to the white line, and not holding the door open for the person following.
Check out this week’s Auto Express if you’d like to read more biased, divisive and harmful nonsense like this.
AE Staff %** Fault Non-staff %*** 287 29.4 Not wearing bowler hat NA NA 104 10.7 Had odd socks 49 1.6 90 9.2 Didn't say 'thank you' NA NA 84 8.6 Bad haircut 25 0.8 58 5.9 Picking nose 12 0.4 44 4.5 Using swear words 42 1.3 33 3.4 Causing derision 17 0.5 16 1.6 Thinking up crap articles 0 0.0 0 0.0 Knows about "road rules" 83 2.6 0 0.0 Can interpret statistics 83 2.6 2 0.2 Using foreign words 38 1.2 1 0.1 Whistling a jolly tune 9 0.3 0 0.0 Able to write competently 22 0.7 719 74.2 Total 380 12.1 ** Sample of 976 AE staff arriving over two-hours *** Sample of 3,140 non-staff passing during same period Source: I made it all up
For a more sensible discussion, see here, though I’m not sure it’s deserved.
* Probably
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